Spam (spam spam)...
We all receive them, and we all try to tolerate them... however, once in a while one of them catches your eye.
Yesterday I received a spam email which is simply stunning:

Subject: Selling Has By No Means Occur As A Result Calm! qfjjsnajwqkzes

The "product" touted promises to cure just about all ills... I found a copy (though this vesrion has a much less impressive subject line) of the mail here.